Recent Notable Quotes

** In Sacrament meeting:
ME: "We really need to get in the habit of having Family Home Evening again, huh?"
MAX: "Why?"
ME: "Well because that's what Heavenly Father wants us to do."
MAX: (yelling) "Heavenly Father's the BOSS?!?"

** We tried everything to get Carter to go on a waterslide that he was afraid of.
ME: "If you go on it, we'll get ice cream on the way home."
CARTER: "Nope."
ME: "We'll get you that happy napper that you've been wanting."
CARTER: "Nope."
MATT: (testing him) "We'll get you anything you want."
CARTER: "Nope."
ME: "Seriously? Not even... say... a trip to DisneyLand?"
CARTER: "We don't have money for that and you know it!"
That kid is just too smart and stubborn!

** MAX: "Mom, are me and Carter twins yet?"

** CARTER: "Hey! When I yawn with my mouth closed the yawn comes out my ears."

** MAX: "I want to go to the fancy restaurant and eat Cocoa Puffs."

** It's no secret that I don't cook much. Case in point:
When Carter and his friend Beck were playing with a little ball, it rolled under the oven. Carter came up to me and said, "Mom, the ball rolled under that thing that you cook the pizza in."